Loretta Mae “Don’t Tell Me What to Do” McGillicutty

was born during a lightning storm, raised by bingo hustlers, and once broke up with a man by mailing him half a sandwich and a court summons.

She founded BADGMA after an unfortunate incident involving glitter, bourbon, and a crocheted voodoo doll of her ex’s new girlfriend. Today, she leads a flock of fearless flamingos (human and plastic) dedicated to making weird, wonderful, possibly unlicensed art—and raising a little hell along the way.

If you've ever been told to “act your age,” “tone it down,” or “put that blowtorch away,” then baby—you’re one of us. 🖤🦩