“What Danger Smells Like”

They always say you can smell danger coming. Well, I say you’re damn right - and it smells like Aqua Net, toaster strudel, and poor impulse control.

Real Danger? It wears knockoff Chanel No. 5, carries a Zippo with a unicorn etched on the side , and drinks bourbon out of a thermos labeled “soup”.

Read more if you dare - and don’t say I didn’t warn you.